For almost the entirety of my college career I was a part of (and sometimes in charge of) a student sketch comedy show called Elon Tonight and would regularly cover for my huge gaping schedule by compulsively writing for it. Here's some of the best stuff to come out of what started essentially as a desperate craving for approval from the funniest people I know.
If there's one thing that's known about outlaws, it's that they're sticklers for the rules.
Beauty and the Beast
Loving someone for what's inside gets harder when what's inside is a giant douchebag.